one time in high school i didnt read the assigned book and i was like fuck it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some shit about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me i was the only student who truly understood the book
I got some McDonalds and it costed $6.66 and my cashier said “oh lawd can you order some extra sauce or somtin gawd has been good to me that number is for da devil or somtin”
5 out of 5 homosexuals are gay
Its 2013 and I’m still debating over if The Pussycat Dolls said boobies or groupies
Whoever this dude is, he’s hella smooth.
remember when i made a new tumblr friend and it was weird
seduce me with film references
"OGRES ARE LIKE ONIONS! THEY HAVE LAYERS."
‘Going to bed’ means switching from my computer to my phone and spending another hour mobile blogging in the dark