serendipitousreadings:

Oh, who are WE fooling?!?

serendipitousreadings:

Oh, who are WE fooling?!?






mooseleys:

tumblr has the best error messages

mooseleys:

tumblr has the best error messages











wesleyaccola:

Randler forehead kisses.






friends meme → 2/8 scenes






friends meme: 2/3 characters · chandler bing

"If I’m gonna be an old, lonely man, I’m gonna need a thing, you know, a hook, like that guy on the subway who eats his own face. So I figure I’ll be the crazy man with a snake, you know. Crazy Snake Man. And I’ll get more snakes, call them my babies, kids won’t walk past my place, they will RUN. ‘Run away from crazy snake man!’ they’ll shout.”






i-effed-it-all-up:

no, i don’t watch that show, but i do follow its developments extensively via tumblr











sherlockbringthejam:

kittenskaboodles:

ianthe:

headup-billybuddy:

the-future-mrs-solo:

whatheballs:

shavingryansprivates:

i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience

unless you experience my penis

I just choked on my food.

that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on

image

Don’t they usually put choking hazard warnings on really small things?

image











sergeantjbbarnes:

gtsaiyaman01:

trigognometry:

tastefullyoffensive:

[justhugeverycat]

that cat is literally inception leonardo dicaprio

leonardo dicatprio

Sam, no






greatwhiteprivilege:

*accidentally bullies you in an attempt to flirt*